Top Ten Reasons Cutting Your Own Hair Is a Great Life Choice.

1. Free.
2. No small talk with the hairdresser.
3. All the fun of a nervous breakdown, none of the hospitalization.
4. "Why tip someone for a job I'm capable of doing myself? I can deliver food. I can drive a taxi. I can, and do, cut my own hair. I did however, tip my urologist, because I am unable to pulverize my own kidney stones." -Dwight Schrute.
5. Free.
6. You can move one step closer to becoming Deb from Empire Records, a worthy life goal. Just aim for fewer suicidal tendencies.
7. People will be impressed by your mastery of a professional skill and want to sleep with you.
8. In the impending socialist revolution, you have a greater chance of being spared by the proletariat.
9. It is free.
10. It makes all your other problems seem insignificant.


  1. 11. if you're wanting for company, it's a great trick. people will flock to see how badly you've botched it (in this case they will be disappointed, cause it's so cute!)

  2. i love this!! i cut my hair myself after 2 bad $100 haircuts in a row!! i think i did a pretty good job too - i find i do my best work with at least one glass on wine in me! :)