
I present our first winner:
Me: walking down the street
Old dude: tottering on street corner You're very pretty.
Me: looking up startled Thanks.
Old Dude: And polite.
Me: Walking away, thinking, thanks for your unsolicited opinion of my courtesy and prettiness, weird, old dude! thanks!
Old Dude: shouting after me, Actually, you fine as hell!
anddddd, scene.
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