THIS IS NEW BEGINNINGS.

And now...back to your scheduled programming! I'll try not to ever leave you in the lurch like that again, loyal comrades in my quest for existential equilibrium, jokes, and snacks. What follows are some tokens of my affection, coming attractions, and my usual sterling wisdom:

New school supplies are as good as an hour at the shrink.  (look at my crafty thermos!)

 

Nice new words are also useful:

Once you get over the fear, it's a cinch, she said. And then she leapt into a mountainous and unexplored region of her heart. -Monique Duval   

And finally, an apology straight from the vault (cause everybody needs a little time away):