"I may hug people too hard, and get lost in malls. But I am not an idiot."
"I'm not sure, but I'm pretty sure I'm in a dance-off."
"I am single now. What we have here, is the ultimate smackdown between the Nard-dog and crippling despair, loneliness, and depression. I intend to win."
"You know, it's true what they say--Long Island Iced Teas are way stronger in Canada."
EDIT: The first quote is Tracy Jordan. He is my main man, not just this week, but all weeks. Especially shark week. Which I live every week.
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