Street courting rears it's ugly, unintentionally hilarious head once again, as we knew it would. You know the saying: if you don't laugh, you'll go on a homicidal killing spree. Wait, that's not it? Silly me, I must be so busy being pretty that I just forgot. Whoops!

For posterity:
Me:
Digging through bag for cellphone at subway stop near home.Dude:
Conspiratorially and uncomfortably near as he comes up the stairs: Hey, beautiful stranger.
Pause for groans and the gnashing of teeth.
Dude: Can't even say hey back?
Me: Hey.
With goofy fucking smile that involuntarily appears due to the absurdity of times like these. Dude:
Approaching with renewed energy. How are you? What's your name?
Me:
Silence.Dude: Too tired to talk?
Me: I'm exhausted.
Searching desperately for phone. Dude:
Simultaneously saying: Come on, what's your name? Can I give you my number? Would you call?
Me: No.
Dude: I don't see no ring on your finger.
Me: I have a boyfriend
(a completely necessary lie).
Phone found, begin walking away.
Dude: Really? You've gotta be kidding me.
Me: Yeah.
Shrug, walk faster away. Him:
Calling after me. What about a
man friend?
This shit happens every. damn. day.