2.4.09

THIS IS GEORGE ORWELL'S NIGHTMARE.

I joined twitter. I feel weird.

I used to hate the internet. I used to hate AIM. I used to hate facebook. I used to hate gmail. I used to hate blogs. I used to hate twitter for christ's sake. 

Now, it seems it's only a matter of time until I am saying things like epic fail, and for the win (ftw, for crying out loud), and devolving into goddamn cat talk.

Oh, god. I love big brother. 

4 comments:

  1. i love you. read more about this subject on gchat and twitter.

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  2. I am so behind--
    trapped in the word-by word work of
    my seventeenth-
    century novel,
    I am soooo dated,
    still grateful
    for the voices of my daughters
    on my voicemail,
    now ancient news in itself.
    I chat into nothingness,
    and my children, not listening,
    call to ask me what I said.
    Out in my forsythia hedge,
    a brilliant red cardinal
    teaches me what he already knew:
    Just Twitter.

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  3. I hate the internet too, thats why I'm on it every chance I can possibly get.

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  4. from one ex-blogging/twitter/FB hater to another...

    awesome. just sheer awesomeness.

    (welcome to the beginning of the end. dun dun dunnnn.)

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